Monday, December 26, 2022

End of the Year!

 Hey Everyone!

First off, Merry Late Christmas / Happy Holidays. I meant to send this out yesterday, but I had family here. It was a great and blessed distraction to have, and it didn't happen.

It's the end of the year, and I just want to thank all of you, my readers, listeners, supporters, and patrons. Or those who support me in other ways through reviews, ratings and word of mouth.

It's because of you all that I am able to write these stories and keep going.

So, first off, thank you, so much thank you all.

Without you, none of this would have been possible. It wouldn't matter how much I love to do this if no one reads them.

I hope your holidays are going well and that you are able to spend it with those who matter most to you.

I have a lot of releases scheduled for next year and I look forward to your continued support.

And if you're looking for good ideas on how to support me? I can suggest several!

A non-paying way is to go through all my books and leave me reviews on the books you read and enjoyed. Hopefully positive ones? Glowing 5 star ones? The ones that every author loves? :D

Another no cost way to support me is even simpler. Word of mouth. Talking to people about my books, sharing it with Facebook groups and the like.

Again, Happy Holidays, and have a safe New Year,

Joshua Kern

Thursday, November 24, 2022

Happy Thanksgiving and or Feasting Days!

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in the United States, to everyone else, happy err Thursday.

I just wanted to send out a quick email this morning with some updates.

The first book in 'The Well Within' series is done; I'm just waiting on the cover before I can release it.

The first book in my cultivator series that I wrote for Aethon has also been finished. We're just waiting for all the narration and other details to be finished at this point. (I believe.)

I have the cover done for 'Game of Gods 5' and I think it looks great, so do the people who I've shown it to. I just need to finish the rewrites to it and set a release date for it.

I'm making progress on the dungeon core / cultivation story that I've been writing for fun. It's coming along at a decent pace and can be found on my Patreon along with everything else.

Have an awesome Thanksgiving / day, and I hope you enjoy these books when they come out.

Happy Holidays, and I do hope that everyone is staying safe and healthy.


Josh

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The pre-order for the audiobook of 'Portals of Change', the second book in the 'Nameless Chronicles', is now up! The audiobook will actually be coming out on the 29th, in just a couple of days, so look forward to that.

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Portals of Change Book 2 of The Nameless Chronicles Audiobook Pre-Order is Out Now!

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The Nameless Chronicles 2: Portals of Change - Ebook

 

The Nameless Chronicles 2: Portals of Change - Audiobook!


Destiny has approached. A painful past is explored. School is in session.

 

Zack and Zara have survived their first brush with nobles at the Academy. An experience that has left them trapped, lost inside a portal they were forced to enter.

 

If they can make it back, it will be their turn to make the rules and create some havoc.

 

Together they have grown stronger, pushing back against their past, and now they have something new, a friend. The portals which gave them a way to fight back, to claim the life they always wanted, have done more than that.

 

It brought them into the spotlight and made Zara a princess.


Everything is changing. Now they just have to survive what comes next.

Wednesday, November 9, 2022

Portals of Change is Now Up For Pre-Order!

 

Hi everyone, I just got the email from Podium telling me that the audiobook version of Portals of Change (The Nameless Chronicles: Book 2) is now up for pre-order!

 


Destiny has approached. A painful past is explored. School is in session.


Zack and Zara have survived their first brush with nobles at the Academy. An experience that has left them trapped, lost inside a portal they were forced to enter.

If they can make it back, it will be their turn to make the rules and create some havoc.

Together they have grown stronger, pushing back against their past, and now they have something new, a friend. The portals which gave them a way to fight back, to claim the life they always wanted, have done more than that.

It brought them into the spotlight and made Zara a princess.

Everything is changing. Now they just have to survive what comes next.


Thursday, September 29, 2022

MidJourney Kira

I think I'm within a couple of chapters of finishing the first draft for Game of Gods 5. This will be the final book in that particular series, but not that universe.

To celebrate here are a couple of pictures of Kira I finagled from #midjourney.

The hairstyle is wrong though, she is supposed to have a reverse bob. Think Major Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell or Akima from Titan AE. Overall, it still isn't bad.




Wednesday, August 17, 2022

TCL 20 Pro 5G Review

 TCL 20 PRO 5G SPECS

Operating System

Android 11

CPU

Qualcomm Snapdragon 750G

Dimensions

6.5 by 3.0 by 0.4 inches

Screen Size

6.67 inches

Screen Resolution

2,400 by 1,080 pixels

Camera Resolution (Rear; Front-Facing)

48MP, 16MP, 5MP, 2MP / 32MP

Battery Life (As Tested)

15 hours, 47 minutes

 


First off, I just want to say that this is a very good-looking phone and is comfortable to hold. I’ve had it for a little over a week now, and I like its size. It’s the perfect size to type on with one hand.

Now, with that said let’s get to the review of the phone.

I’m not going to go into the nitty-gritty details of the phone. It is a year-old model at this point, and there are plenty of reviews which do exactly that.

Instead, I am going to review this as a user, with regular person needs.

One of the first things anyone will notice is how good looking the phone is. It is a very stylish looking phone, of course that really only matters for the first ten minutes before it’s hidden by a protective case. The AMOLED display is also very eye-catching, and frankly unless you have actively used a more expensive phone is very nice.



I like the display, it is gorgeous, especially for what I paid for the phone.

The phone is water-resistant, but not waterproof, so tread carefully there.

I’ve been using the phone on T-Mobile’s 5G network, and it definitely gets better and faster reception than my old phone. It should also be noted than many of the problems that have been mentioned in other reviews have been worked out in updates.

I do have an issue with the phone dropping the network occasionally for some reason. However, a simple restart fixes that, but it is odd.

The call quality is good, and the speaker is sound is decent though I do wish they had gone with a stereo set up, instead of just one in the bottom.

On the plus side, the Bluetooth is 5.1 High-Res Audio Certified and sounds fantastic as long as you have the headphones for it.

Now here is the part for the everyday consumer.

The Qualcomm Snapdragon 750G is an older processor that absolutely doesn’t lag on anything you can throw at it. This phone will play any of the newer games without an issue.

The 6GB of RAM will keep you going all day as long as you don’t open every single program at once. Honestly, I would have preferred more RAM, since this is what was lacking on my last phone, but for now it is proving to be plenty.

The last thing I want to mention are the cameras. I know everyone likes to focus on them, but honestly how often do you really take photos as an average consumer?

I’m an author and come from a big family who just never took picture so maybe I’m the strange one, but I almost never take photos. So, all I’m going to say is they look good. I can’t judge any better than that.

The bottom line is that so far, I’m liking this phone. I do wish newer models weren’t quite so expensive, which is why I’m glad I was able to get this when it was on sale.

Thursday, July 7, 2022

Portals of Albion is Now Up For Pre-Order!

Hi everyone, I just got an awesome email from Podium telling me that the audiobook version of Portals of Albion (The Nameless Chronicles: Book 1) is now up for pre-order!



Siblings with a secret. Portals to different worlds. A world in need of magic.

Zack and his younger sister, Zara, have had to fight for every scrap of food and luck that has ever come their way. All of that changes when Zack awakens as a Traveler.

As a Traveler, Zack holds the key to changing his small family’s fractured fate, and for his sister, he’ll risk everything.

The dangers that await him in the mystic realm of the portals, where ancient powers still linger, aren’t the only thing he needs to be wary of. Nobles, both good and bad, have learned of them as well.

The portals provide a way to fight back, to become stronger than their foes, to capture the life they’ve always dreamed of.

Zack will do anything to keep his sister safe, and it’s time to prove it.

Thankfully, magic has a way of evening the odds…

Thursday, June 16, 2022

Portals of Change is Now Live!



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Destiny has approached. A painful past is explored. School is in session.

Zack and Zara have survived their first brush with nobles at the Academy. An experience that has left them trapped, lost inside a portal they were forced to enter.

If they can make it back, it will be their turn to make the rules and create some havoc.

Together they have grown stronger, pushing back against their past, and now they have something new, a friend. The portals which gave them a way to fight back, to claim the life they always wanted, have done more than that.

It brought them into the spotlight and made Zara a princess.

Everything is changing. Now they just have to survive what comes next.

Portals of Change - Prologue (The Nameless Chronicles: Book 2)

Anna fixed her husband’s tie and pushed him out the door, where Ben was waiting. He was their family’s chauffeur, butler, and general everyman. He was whatever they needed him to be, because he could be trusted. And it was under his guidance that Mathew would make it to the waiting vehicle outside instead of wandering back off to his hidden lab, or to a book somewhere.

“Do you think I should take father up on his offer?” Tessa asked her mother, slipping in before the door closed.

Anna quirked a brow and pointed to her jewelry case. “Pick out a set that will match my dress, would you dear?” Her dress was lying on the bed, all ready to be put on. It had been designed to be easily laced up from the back, and with her daughter’s help, she was ready within a minute.

“Well?” Tessa asked impatiently, as her mother began putting on the azure earrings.

“I’m thinking.” The older woman preened in the mirror, enjoying how the blue contrasted her red hair and emerald, green dress. “It’s a hard question to answer. I don’t want anything to happen to you, but at the same time if he is right, which you know he likely is, then this could give you a nice bump in the future.”

She turned around and pulled her daughter close. “I can’t make this choice for you, only you can do that. Now, we need to be leaving. The weekly Sonntag meeting will be starting soon, and I’ll be making my retirement announcement there.”

Tessa nodded mutely and opened the door for her.

“You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do. If it doesn’t feel right, then don’t do it,” Anna told her, lifting her daughter’s chin gently.

“What about dad?” Tessa asked softly, not wanting to hurt her father’s feelings.

“He might be disappointed, in which case all you have to do is tell him you want to see more empirical research data relating to the safety and effectiveness of the experiment on young women within your age bracket. He won’t have it on hand, and it will distract him while also helping him gather useful information.” Anna smiled and kissed her daughter on the cheek. “Remember, the choice is yours either way. Don’t feel pressured into making a choice you don’t want, or are uncomfortable making.”

A maid appeared at the far end of the hall with her secondary office CryTel in hand, attached to a long trailing cord. “It’s for you, madam, someone called the Major. He sounds panicky.”

Anna snorted. “The Major doesn’t know how to sound panicky.” She accepted the device and lifted it to her ear. “Hurry up, we were just about to leave.”

The maid hurried off to continue her duties in a different part of the house. It wasn’t her place to linger and listen in on the madam’s official calls.

“Zack and Zara are missing!” He roared into her ear. “They were taken along with Specialist McCleary from the portal after we left. The bodies of the soldiers I left with her to escort them back to the dorm safely were found just a few minutes ago. Dead, inside the warehouse, with one vehicle missing. Both packs the kids had been carrying were found there as well.”

Anna closed her eyes, feeling a headache instantly beginning to form behind them. “I have to ask, could it have been her?”

“No, absolutely not. Even if she wasn’t loyal to me, which you know she is! She has a soft spot for those two. She was there when we rescued them, and at this point probably knows most of their story. She would rescue them again in a heartbeat I believe, but she wouldn’t kill my own people.”

Tessa looked at her mother and mimed that she would be outside, giving her some privacy for the conversation.

Anna nodded gratefully, waiting for her to disappear before growling. “I don’t care what you have to do but HANDLE IT! In a couple of hours, I’m about to announce my retirement as a hidden adviser to the king before all the nobles and many of the citizens of this country. Then moments after that, I am going to make my final announcement in the role. It will be the same one I made last night, wherein I named Zara the crown’s special scholarship holder and temporary royalty. Can you imagine what will happen if people find out she was kidnapped even before the announcement was made?”

“Why do you think I contacted you?” The Major ground out. “I have my people working on this already. I’m contacting you mostly as a courtesy, and to see if you might have any ideas on who might have done this?”

She tapped her nail against the back of the smooth device in thought. “The Albright brat was never captured. He might be dumb enough to try something this foolhardy.”

“I had considered him,” The Major hesitated. “I’ll pay a visit to his parents and get some answers. You go have fun making your announcements.”

The CryTel clicked off and went dark, as it lost the connection on the other side.

Anna had a vicious smile on her face as she dropped the device on a small waiting table and headed for the front. She would never begrudge anyone causing more harm to the Albright family. Not after what they had done to hers. She would make sure they paid, or none of this would have been worth it.

Tessa smiled brightly as she joined them.

Well, maybe some of it was worth the trouble.

Thursday, June 2, 2022

Legendary LitRPG: An All Genres LitRPG Anthology Is Live!

 

 

Barnes & Noble 

Kobo 

Apple 

Google

 

I was recently part of a LitRPG Anthology with 27 other authors (28 total)! It was a fantastic project that I absolutely loved being a part of. Take a look at it and trust me you won't be disappointed. There are a lot of stories inside from some phenomenal authors.

Dive into worlds of wonder, action, adventure, and so much more. This collaboration includes short LitRPG stories of all types.

Warning: Expect stats, character sheets, and experience points. This is meant for the PG 13 audience and avoids intense adult content.

Monday, February 7, 2022

Portals of Albion Pre-Order is Now Up!

 

 Amazon Link

Siblings with a secret. Portals to different worlds. A world in need of magic.

 

Zack and his younger sister, Zara, have had to fight for every scrap of food and luck that has ever come their way. All of that changes when Zack awakens as a Traveler.

 

As a Traveler, Zack holds the key to changing his small family’s fractured fate, and for his sister, he’ll risk everything.

 

The dangers that await him in the mystic realm of the portals, where ancient powers still linger, aren’t the only thing he needs to be wary of. Nobles, both good and bad, have learned of them as well.

 

The portals provide a way to fight back, to become stronger than their foes, to capture the life they’ve always dreamed of.

 

Zack will do anything to keep his sister safe, and it’s time to prove it.

 

Thankfully, magic has a way of evening the odds…

Portals of Albion - Prologue (The Nameless Chronicles: Book 1)

A portal gleamed in the middle of a large room, the surface undulating gently.

Zack glared at the man holding his little sister tightly by the neck, her small sock-clad feet barely scraping the ground. His own small hands were trembling in a mix of fury and fear. Anger like he had never felt before warred helplessly against the fear he felt at doing as they requested. Fear for his sister and himself.

There was no guarantee he would come back if he went through the portal, and then who would protect her? Even more worrying, though, was the thought of whether or not they would even do as they said they would? They had already experimented on her as well, even though they had said they wouldn’t. It was the entire reason he hadn’t fought them as they ran their experiments on him. He hadn’t known, then he found the scars on her neck.

Zack was all she had left in the world. Their parents had died years before when she was little more than a baby. Her safety was his responsibility, it was a heavy weight for a ten-year-old’s shoulders to bear. Still, she was only barely-seven and he would do anything for her.

Even if it meant believing them for now.

The experiments that were supposed to only be run on him, had found their way to her whenever he could no longer handle the pain. He could still see the bruises from the straps they had used to hold her against the chair, and the tiny track of needle marks at the base of her skull.

They were the same marks he had, though his were far more numerous.

The hand holding her slim pale neck tightened enough for the skin to turn red and her feet to come completely off the floor. Zack knew in that moment he would go through the portal, and he would come back, even if he had to do it all alone.

His eyes burned with shame and the prick of hot tears as he forced himself to look away and step closer to the portal. There wasn’t supposed to be one here, wherever here was. The locations of all the portals in the world were supposed to have been recorded since they appeared over a hundred years ago. No new ones had been reported since, and none had disappeared.

It made no sense that one wouldn’t be under the control of the government or larger corporations. They were intensely valuable commodities, even as a child he understood that. Not that the knowledge was doing them any good at the moment.

“Are you ready?” One of the scientists standing off to the side asked.

Equipment lined the walls, each piece connected to a different sensor they had strapped to his body.

“This isn’t going to work anyway so we might as well hurry!” Zack snapped at them irritably, desperately wanting to scratch at the fresh line of stitches lining the back of his neck. The portal stood silent at his back as he turned one last time to look at his little sister.

Instead, he was just in time to catch her as she was thrown at him like a ragdoll. Her ever present teddy-bear Zelda gripped tight in one tiny little hand. Their parents had named the bear after a long-eared princess in a story. The impact pushed them both through the portal and through to the other side.

Zack held his sister tight as the portal fought against their entrance. They were both too young, not to mention that neither had even awakened their status pages or the ability to go through the portal yet. That only happened when someone was halfway through maturity, around fifteen years old for most people.

The experiments the scientists had been doing on them were all designed to overcome that limitation. Despite the pain they were both feeling, it was clear that whatever had been done to them had worked as they fell to the ground on the other side. Now they only had to survive for twelve hours, and they would be automatically ejected back to their world.

Leaving before then was not an option, this side was dangerous. But the other was hell. He just prayed nobody came to fetch them before then.

Saturday, January 29, 2022

The Forgotten Spies Rewrite is Out Now!

 Hi everyone, the Forgotten Spies rewrite officially goes on sale February 2nd 2022.

You can get it on Amazon here!

Family secrets are about to be revealed, but first they have to find the truth. Why were they forgotten?

James Refton is an insecure 20-year-old still living at home with his sick grandfather. A man who wants him to leave his familiar stomping grounds and move on with his life.

When his childhood friend Lexie is unexpectedly thrust back into his life, and a secret involving the death of her parents is revealed. James must step up to support her during their journey of self-discovery and adventure into the unknown.

Together they head to France. Where they discover that the history of their families is far more intertwined than they ever imagined.

Will they be able to learn the rest of her family’s secrets while dodging bullets through the countryside of Europe? Can James overcome his insecurities and support Lexie when every step they take is more uncertain than the last?

A fast-paced, page-turning novel of secrets, family, and deception in unlikely places from author Joshua Kern.

(This is the second edition of the book.)

 

Forgotten Spies- Prologue (Refton & Thomas: Book 1)

 Lexie held the letter from the safe deposit box with trembling hands in front of her. This age marked envelope contained the secrets they had been looking for. The sound of tearing paper filled the room as she ripped it open and carefully unfolded the paper inside.

The contents of the box were everything they had been hoping for and more.

“Do you know what this means?” She asked, after reading the letter aloud to Jay. Her eyes were glistening with unshed tears while her cheeks were wet with the countless others that had already fallen.

Jay nodded silently, in shock at what she had read. “We know who my parents are now. Your grandpa was wrong, just like we thought.” He managed to utter after a moment, his voice thick with emotion.

The cold rasp of a slide being pulled back on a gun echoed through the room, bringing them back to reality. “Is that really something the two of you should be worrying about right now?”

Jay stilled, as next to him Lexie barely dared to breathe. Slowly, they both swallowed in fear, before turning to see who had joined them.

Wednesday, January 19, 2022

The Dungeon Alaria 2: The Creator’s Daughter Audiobook is Out Now!

Hi everyone, I just got an awesome email from Audible telling me that the audiobook version of The Dungeon Alaria 2: The Creator’s Daughter is Out Now!

A dungeon destroyed. A kingdom collapsed. A reunited family.

Liam has settled into his life on his new home of Alaria with relative ease. He has Elli on one side, and the mother he thought he had lost on the other.

Their time has been spent hard at work with the dungeon, claiming the territories in the local kingdom of Alaria. Meanwhile, Elli is pressing for a more intimate relationship, while barely keeping her own darker urges at bay.

When suddenly the dungeon protecting his mother's capital city is attacked. Together they must work to reclaim his mother's kingdom and push back the evil that threatens them all. The Goddess Alaria is in the midst of her own plans, ones that will affect more than just her world.

The world of Alaria is about to undergo its largest change yet. Plots created by both spirits, and Gods are coming to an explosive head.

Will Liam be able to protect all that he holds dear, or will someone prevail in their plot to destroy all he holds dear? Scroll up to buy the thrilling conclusion to the first arc of 'The Dungeon Alaria' series and start reading today!

 

Amazon - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B089R58RN7

US:  https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Creators-Daughter-Audiobook/B09QMSSKYY

UK: https://www.audible.co.uk/pd/The-Creators-Daughter-Audiobook/B09QMSDJW3

CA: https://www.audible.ca/pd/The-Creators-Daughter-Audiobook/B09QMTC5XV

 

Sunday, January 2, 2022

2022 Has Begun

 Well folks, it's officially 2022.

2021 was an experience... that's all I'll say on the matter.

I decided to try something different as an author last year and banked my books. I normally release them fairly closely after they have been finished. This time I'm letting them sit before their rewrites and releases. It may work out, or I may go back to the old model. Either way, the new series is going to be fun.

Speaking of which, I have two new series coming out this year. Then I will hopefully finish off Game of Gods, and possibly start the next arc on Alaria. It depends on what everyone wants, though I do want to finish off GoG soon. I know where it needs to go. I can see the ending and how it influences the other series will be potentially... interesting. :D

I've made a lot of progress over the last few years as an author, especially so in 2021. I was finally able to meet some of my fellow authors in person and talk to them.

I would just like to thank all of you for supporting me. In all honesty, your support is what has allowed me to continue writing.

I love crafting these stories and following the characters. I hope to continue for many years to come.

The easiest way to help if you want is to spread the word about the books, leave reviews or ratings, buy them, or simply join Patreon for early chapters.

It all helps no matter what you choose

Happy New Years, and I hope everyone has an excellent year to come.